Wednesday, 14 January 2009

• Feminism is Evil..

  ...and apparently Whoopi Goldberg is the devil!  This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen... mostly because these people are serious. Disclaimer: there is a graphic (and I'm guessing fake or doctored) picture near the middle of the page.  You might just want to scroll past it...  or if you'd rather not view it at all, I can just post some of my favorite quotes for your reading pleasure!
  
  "Beware of the feminists, many are lesbians!"
  
  "America's churches, marriages, and homes are being destroyed by the vile feminist agenda. Women are now filing for divorce at twice the rate of men because of feminism. A godly man is a threat to the feminist's agenda, because he believes that a woman's place is still in the home—baking cookies, knitting, and caring for the children (1st Timothy 5:14). Of course, hen pecked husbands and sissies are exempt."
  
  ~ Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought divorce statistics were only kept on legally recognized marriages (i.e. heterosexual).  I realize women could potentially divorce, remarry, then divorce again so there is a possibility that the divorce rate amongst women is higher, but I highly doubt it's twice the rate of men... and that it's because of feminism.  And guys, your woman's place is baking cookies and knitting...and if you think otherwise you are obviously a sissy.
  
  "As I mentioned earlier, many feminists are lesbians. This just proves that feminism is of the Devil. "
  
  "Where do you think the U.S. is headed? If you guessed "Hell," you are correct. Feminism and lesbianism are synonymous. "
  
  Feminist = Lesbian = Devil.  Got it.
  
  "The Bible angers feminists because it CLEARLY teaches that a wife is to SUBMIT to her own husband. We read that Sarah even called her husband, Abraham, "lord" (i.e., master)..."
  
  "Um, excuse me, 'lord,' do you think you could maybe put the toilet seat down? Thanks."
  
  "Many wives today are "rottenness" to their husbands health, because of the grief and undue stress they cause for their husbands. They contaminate and rot their marriages until there's nothing left."
  
  "America is filled with foolish women, silly who have destroyed their marriages and homes."

  
  

  I'm not really sure how wives are causing undue grief and stress and thus destroying their marriages and homes... Oh wait, here it is:

  
  

  Another man told me that he was cutting the grass, and asked his wife for a glass of water, but she refused. She is rebellious. Feminism is rebellion. God hates feminism! I could tell you story after story.
  
  What?  Maybe she was busy... for crying out loud.  She was probably washing his dirty ass clothes or some other "wifely duty".  Story after story... of women not getting their husbands a glass of water!  Hear that America... headed for HELL!
  
  By the way, I'm not condoning domestic violence here, which is the first excuse every feminist clings to. A woman needs to leave if she feels threatened; however, this is NOT a Biblical ground for divorce. There are NO Biblical ground for divorce! Say what you will, divorce is a sin! People nowadays have the attitude that divorce is ok, but it's surely not ok with God."
  
  ~Husband beating you?  Well you should probably leave... maybe get a cup of coffee, calm down a bit, but DON'T DIVORCE. Not. Biblical.

  
  

  SIDE NOTE: Sadly it's not only nutjobs no one takes seriously who think that it's not ok for a wife to divorce her husband if she's being physically abused.  There are some very influential Christian leaders who think so as well.
  
  Finally... we find out just exactly what feminism is... (I of course, being a feminist already know, but let's see if they get it right)
  
  "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women.  It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

  
  
  HOW DID THEY KNOW??
  
  "Also, feminists are completely quite [quiet] when it comes to the unfairness of child support and alimony payouts that men are often forced to pay!"
  
  Damn feminists, don't they realize how unfair it is that men have to pay child support if he decides to leave and force his wife to raise his children alone.  Eh, it was probably her fault.  She probably didn't get him a glass of water when he was mowing the lawn!
  
  

  "The truth is that God created men to be strong, masculine, and decisive; BUT, He created ladies to be feminine, sweet, and lovely. Feminism aims to blur these differences."

  
  Hear that ladies... God did NOT make you to be decisive (or did He??)  My lady brain is so confused!
  
  "I'm not trying to be unkind; but there's nothing any more distasteful and ridiculous than a woman cop or soldier."
  
  NOTHING!  Not public indecency, drunkenness, or porn.  Nothing is more distasteful than a woman cop or soldier.  Fighting crime and protecting freedom...extremely distasteful.
  
  "The FACT of the matter is that feminism is synonymous with every other sin."
  
  Not just synonymous with lesbianism... synonymous with EVERY OTHER SIN!
  
  "I can't help but laugh every time I see a woman in a man's suit carrying a briefcase. It's just not right. Career women are some of the most miserable people on earth."
  
  First of all, they have women's suits now.  Second of all, maybe some "career women" are miserable.  A lot aren't.  The same could be said for stay at home moms.  I'm not getting into the "Mommy Wars" debate.  Obviously there's no serious debate or discourse being had at this website...
  
  "TV has gone insane with feminism. I mean, only on TV will you see a woman leading an army, defeating 10 men in hand-to-hand combat, single-handedly saving planet earth, et cetera."
  
  Right, cause a guy defeating 10 men in hand-to-hand combat and single-handedly saving planet earth.... TOTALLY REALISTIC.  Happens every day.
  
  "In reality, most women can't even change a tire without the help of a man. No wonder today's girls are so confused about life—they're being brainwashed by a bunch of God-hating feminists and lesbians who despise Biblical teachings..."
  
  Ok fine... I can't change a tire.  I dozed off that day in Driver's Ed.  BUT I know there are plenty of women who can. And I'm pretty sure they are not confused about life because of it.
  
  "Ellen DeGeneres is unquestionably the spokeswoman for the Gay and Lesbian Community, and she is highly sought after by evil businesses who want to appear as being "homo-friendly" by featuring her in their commercials."
  
  American Express... should be renamed "Evil Express"
  
  Increasingly, women are foolishly turning in their aprons for briefcases.  The price to pay to be a career woman is very high.  I read about women freezing their eggs and holding off on having children until their careers are over.  How insane can you get?  God wants women to marry, bare children, guide the house, and live above reproach (1st Timothy 5:14).  Feminism is an insane form of thinking in the mind of a woman.  Feminism will ROB you of all that God has for you as a woman.
  
  I'm not the biggest fan of freezing eggs "for later" but I understand why people put off having children. It's not really "insane." Furthermore, not to disrespect the Bible (hopefully people realize I'm disrespecting this author/website NOT the Bible) BUT this interpretation from the Bible about what God wants for women is quite limiting. 
  
  If your a militant Feminazi, God loves you and so do I.  I mean no harm in this article, but you are wrong.
  
  AWW... how sweet.

  In Jesus' name,

  David J. Stewart

  WHAT... this was written by a GUY?!  If only I wasn't married... he seems like quite the catch.
  

  Hugs and Kisses,

  
  

  Kim "militant Feminazi" Howard 
  

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